Ocean called Life

So I’m bored so I’m gonna talk about my AMAZING ORGASMIC trip to vegas. not. it was not very amazing or orgasmic. 

but i am proud of my photo taking skills. i mean LOOK AT THIS.

vs.

LOOK AT THAT! gento looks JUST LIKE FRICKEN ROOPUSHIN (5th gen pokemon). i saw the stick pillow things that the hotel provided and *ting* it went off. 

and it was FRACKIN SNOWING AT BAKERSFIELD ON THE DRIVE BACK. said it was 32F outside. thats crazytalk. i was going to take a picture of the snow but gento insisted he be in the picture so. well yea. 

i know i know some people are like “I DON’T SEE ANY SNOW I ONLY SEE GENTO IN THE PIC”. for those of you that said that GO AWAY NOBODY LIKES YOU GENTO LOOKS LIKE ME BUT NOBODY COMPLIMENTS ME. 

so basically that was my vegas trip. taking pictures of gento. aw yee.

that you can’t poop comfortably when you’re not at home? For example, when I go on trips and I have to poop in the hotel room, I just can’t seem to poop all the way. Its like half of it is still left behind in my intestine. But when I’m at home, I can poop my butthole out. 

Maybe my butt muscles are relaxed when I’m at home but otherwise not?

I wish I was smart, I wish I was good at sports, I wish I wasn’t socially awkward, I wish I can make friends easily, I wish I didn’t blurt out stupid things, I wish I was nice, I wish I was attractive, I wish I had more self control, I wish I could think about my future and act accordingly, I wish I had a goal, I wish I had a purpose in life.

But I’m stuck with what I have.

Therefore I’m screwed.

i’m in choir :O

Question? Go for it!

I wish my feet grew fur that i can shed and ungrow them at will so during the winter times, i can have like on-the-go furry slippers to keep them from freezing.

That is all.

Hi. its 4:56AM the moment i’m typing this sentence. vegas was very brutal on the drive back. lets see…. like TOO MUCH CARS? we started at 3pm (thats when my last game ended) and then when it was 9pm, we only traveled 100 miles cuz the traffic was SO DAMN TOO MUCH. so we keep driving, keep on trucking, and voila, its 3:30am when i finally wake up to my parents letting out a weak cheer for making it back. then my brother tiredly walks in the house so i thought he was gonna sleep but then he walks to his school backpack and takes out his binder and whips out his work he forgot to take vegas and starts working on it. at 3:45am! how ambitious. i helped him do his homework and he hit the bed at 4:30am. now i’m here having to do some goddamn work i have to print out from the mofo-ing schoolloop which i didn’t have access to cuz the internet at vegas is fricken $14 for one day and thats just really really bad deal. so i check schoolloop JUST IN CASE and LOOK I HAVE TO DO SOME WORK AT LIKE 5AM!? CAN WE STOP!? omg. just no. bleh. UGH. DL:SKFJSDF GAAAAAAAAAAAAH shoots laser out of mouth

Random talk time. Since I’m really bored and it’s 1:55am in a hotel in middle of nowhere, somewhere between Cupertino and Las Vegas, with only my iTouch and phone as entertainment, I am forced to post useless tumblr posts. Most of these may be spontaneous thoughts that jump at me. BUY NOBODY READS THESE CRAP SO ITSKAY :D insert forever alone face here

So I was thinking. Why does our district suck so much at planning our dayoffs? I mean other schools got at least three days off and rest of the schools I know apparently got the whole week off. Even high schools. I know that elementary and middle school kids got the week off as well but I’m not actually that mad about that because 1~8th grade is when kids actually enjoy school and its their loss that their youth is getting taken away. On the flip side, we Cupertino (as a whole, not just the high school) highschoolers, WORK OUT ASS OFF but we get a measly Thursday off for veteran’s day. Which was mercilessly crushed by “lol give them moar hmwk” via teachers. That’s just really uncool. I’m thankful my math teacher didn’t give us hmwk this break. Not only because we don’t have to work, but also because I feel like finally a teacher cares if we rest during the break or not.

Speaking of resting, I heard of this one guy that sleepcooks. Every night, he’d wake up and cook breakfast while sleeping and after he was dine, he climbs back in bed. When his wife and him wake up, they see this extravagant breakfast laid out on their table but the guy of course has no memory of doing it. They got creeped out so they got a video camera and recorded their kitchen overnight to see what happens. The next morning, they watched the recording, and sure enough they saw the guy cooking in the middle of the night while sleeping. What I’m trying to get at is that ISN’T THAT FRICKING AMAZING. I would love to learn how to cook breakfast and then do it while I sleep. Then I wouldn’t have to worry about breakfast in the morning when I’m actually awake because its already cooked!

I wonder if armadillo shells are edible.

to play soccer. darn no prostitutes. OH WELL.

2. sunny day
erufuun
timid/mischievous heart
252 sp afk 252 spe
[heat rock]
-sunny day
-leech seed
-substitute
-gale
set up sun with priority, yee. i like gale.

hahakomori
adamant/chlorophyll
252 atk 252 spe
[life orb]
-x-scissor
-leaf blade
-swords dance
-me first
basically opponent might die.

hihidaruma
adamant/encourage
252 atk 252 spe
[choice scarf]
-flare blitz
-u-turn
-superpower
-earthquake
ok so your opponent is FORSURE dead unless he haxing

shandera
timid/flash fire (shadow tag is too cheap)
252 sp atk 252 spe
[choice specs]
-fire blast
-hidden power ice
-shadow ball
-energy ball
might as well say good game.

nattorei
careful/steel thorns
252 HP 200 def 56 sp def
[leftovers]
-sunny day
-leech seed
-power whip
-gyro ball
a wall. the usual set i suppose. reset up the sun.

doreidia
modest/chlorophyll
252 sp atk 252 sp
[life orb]
-sunny day
-petal dance
-butterfly dance
-synthesis
MORE SWEEPERS. i love to sweep. sun is fun.

i didn’t use politoed or ninetales cuz they aren’t gen 5 and plus perma weather is kind of boring.

Question? Go for it!

all the gen 5 data i’m using comes from serebii

1. rain dance team
lepardas
jolly/mischievous heart
252 atk 252 spe 4 HP/def/sp def
[damp rock]
-fake out
-rain dance
-u-turn
-night slash
this is the lead, and i know it uses dream world but hey, mischievous heart with rain dance is like guaranteed rain. fake out for the lead damage and night slash for some STAB. u-turn to gtfo for a sweeper to come in with the rain

abagoura
jolly/swift swim
252 atk 252 spe 4 HP/def/sp def
[life orb]
-waterfall
-aqua jet
-earthquake
-shell break
sweeper. swift swim in the rain rapes and this poke has hella high atk so with life orb it will rape. i put jolly so hopefully it can outspeed lots of things (i mean it has 32 base speed…) waterfall for main STAB, aqua jet for priority, eq to rape thunder types and sturf, shell break for stat boost on the switch or just for the lulz

burungeru
calm/cursed body
252 HP 156 sp def 96 def
[leftovers]
-recover
-boiling water
-rain dance
-shadow ball
a special wall that i a little bit put in def, not sure if it’ll matter much but eh whatevs. boiling water and shadow ball for main atks with the burn going on for convenience and rain dance for some rain support. recover to… recover.

shibirudon
modest/levitate
252 sp atk 252 spe 4 whatever else
[choice scarf]
-thunder
-hidden power ice
-grass knot
-volt change
so basically it comes in and abuses the rain and everything dies. volt change to scout

aianto
jolly/hustle
252 atk 252 spe 4 whatever
[life orb]
-claw sharpen
-x-scissor
-stone-edge
-iron head
idk. i just wanted a sweeper. prob not the best option.

daikenki
adamant/torrent
252 atk 252 spe 4 whatev
[salac berry]
-substitute
-swords dance
-aqua jet
-earthquake
MOAR SWEEP. idk. i’m out of brain juice over here.

Question? Go for it!

petitus:

steventful:

Aleena: If there are chick flicks, why are there no dick flicks?

Response: And that would be composed of what? Guys going on romantic adventures?

There aren’t any “dick flicks” but there certainly are buddy movies.

Guys going on romantic adventures = attempting to get laid as many times as possible/attemptintg to get laid with women of their choice.

(See Superbad.)

“dick flick” just sounds like a gay porn genre…

How long has it been since Pokemon Black and White has been released in Japan? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? Let me answer that for you. UHM LIKE FIVE THOUSAND EARTH LIVES AGO? HELLOOO? What have you been doing Nintendo stationed in USA. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING. We wait this long. THIS FRICKEN LONG. And all you can do is release the English names of THREE GODDAMN STARTER POKEMONS. TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO SETTLE ON THREE NAMES!?? The names aren’t even that special either. Most of the time, its so amazingly hard to pronounce the damn thing. “Snivy”. Snivy!? SERIOUSLY? First of all, its just “snake” and “ivy” combined. I could’ve done that in about lets see… oh too late I already thought of that before my dad’s sperm went entered my mom’s egg inside her fallopian tube. Second of all, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT. Sn-eye-vy? Sn-eh-vy? WHAT? The fire pokemon’s name is even lamer. “Tepig”. “A pun on the word ‘tepid’”. Gee Nintendo, why don’t I just name my son “Boi” or “Dick” or “Benis” 20 years after hes born. I mean as long as I do my job, its fine right? WRONG YOU BETCHES. UUUUGHHHH. I actually like the water starter’s name because its makes no sense and its original and it still somehow feels like a fitting name for it. 

But seriously. Nintendo is taking WAAYY too long on this. If I worked for Nintendo’s translating department, the American version of the game would be done by a month. 29 of those days will be spent by me playing the Japanese version of the game and “testing it out”. 

sighsighsighsighsigh