Ocean called Life

stephhtuu:

ofthecherryvariety:

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

i hope mine fell in someone’s cleavage

LOL ^

queenkickass:

i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet

like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again

but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU 

Why you cost so much :< I want you, NG hoodie

ohsnarf:

buttsen:

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

amen.

Today, I went to a summer festival. I wore this thing for it:

Some robe type thing yea. It’s quite breezy and comfortable actually.

To get to the place where the festival was held, we had to walk like 1.5 miles. I am tired. On the way there, we saw many kids going to the festival on bicycles. There was a couple on a bike together, riding the bike like this:

Except the girl was wearing a Kimono.
Also the couple was uglier than the one depicted above.

Note: There is some bitter feeling of being a loner mixed in with the statement above. 

There were night market type things at the festival but it’s not what people familiar with the night markets in Taiwan would expect. The night markets sell food or toys. Mostly festival-y stuff. They sell stuff like fried noodles cooked in the Japanese way, fried squid, chocolate covered banana, shaved ice, popcorn chicken, takoyaki, ……. 

Games like goldfish scooping (whatever the proper term for this in English is…) trolled me. You attempt to catch as many goldfish that are swimming in a tank with this stick with a circle scooping part made of paper. Amateurs always rip the net part (the part made of paper) before they can catch a single goldfish from the paper getting wet. Allow me to show how my experience this time went in this series of beautiful drawings:

I lost to the very first goldfish because it was fat and ripped through the paper while I was lifting the net towards the bowl I had in my other hand. As a side note, Gento caught two.

Fireworks at the end. No pictures because I have no camera. I don’t feel like drawing them either.

You do not understand how happy I am right now. I feel like a huge part of my life came back. I feel amazing right now. This is the best thing that has happened to me so far on this trip. My laptop was like “yo I feel pretty bad for you, your friends are going out and having fun and quickly replacing you while you’re stuck on some island wasting your youth away, let me help you waste away your youth with a little more entertainment” and decided to randomly work. 

This is a really sad post but really, everyone already knew my life is lame so I don’t care.

Complains but most people don’t even show up in my dreams that consistently.